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Snack-tastic Laughs: 21 Hilarious Charcuterie Boards

by Bethany Barbar March 16, 2023

Funny Charcuterie Boards are the perfect way to liven up any party or gathering!

Are you tired of the same old boring meat and cheese boards? Want to add a little humor to your next party? Well, you're in luck because we've got some hilariously creative personalized charcuterie board ideas that will leave your guests in stitches!

Whether you are looking for something whimsical, sarcastic, or just plain silly, these 20 hilarious charcuterie boards will liven up your next party!

 21 Funny Charcuterie Boards to Liven Up Your Next Party!

1. Wine Till Nine Serving Tray

Wine Till Nine Serving Tray

For the wine enthusiasts, the Wine Till Nine Serving Tray brings humor to your gathering. This sturdy wood and slate serving tray is durable and has a handy handle, perfect for hosting. 

The laser-etched design, featuring a quirky "wine till nine" mantra, adds a board funny touch.

2. Custom Slate Board

Custom Slate Board

For a personalized touch, consider the "Acacia Wood/Slate Cutting Board." This Serving Tray can be custom-engraved with your name and desired text, making it a perfect addition to any shark coochie board collection.

Besides, its hybrid design of Acacia wood and slate allows for a board funny enough to turn heads at your next gathering.

3. Adult Lunchable Charcuterie Board

If you are looking for a fun and unique way to liven up your next party, look no further than the hilarious Adult Lunchable Funny Charcuterie Board.

This funny charcuterie board is laser engraved on a 9.5x5.5 cutting board and is sure to bring a smile to your guests' faces.

The Adult Lunchable Funny Charcuterie Board is designed to make snacking at your party much more entertaining.

4. Cock Charcuterie Board

Are you looking for a fun and unique way to liven up your next party? Then look no further than the Cock Charcuterie Board!

This 18-inch thick, funny dick design will have all of your guests giggling. From the hard salami of the cock to the pink pepperoni of the balls, this funny charcuterie board is sure to be a hit!

5. Eat My Meat Coochie Board

When you want to add fun and dirty humor to your next funny charcuterie board, look no further than the Eat My Meat Coochie Cheese Board!

This funny charcuterie board is the perfect way to give your guests a giggle while they snack.

 It is available on Etsy and the shipping is fast!

6. Adult Humor Charcuterie Board

Adult Humor Charcuterie Board

For our final giggle-inducing selection, we present the Adult Humor Charcuterie Board. This serving tray features mature humor for your guests to enjoy. 

It's an ideal board funny enough to spark conversation, and it serves as a great platform for your cleverly arranged funny cheese board.

7. I Can Wine All I Want Wine I'm Retired Serving Tray

I Can Wine All I Want Wine I'm Retired Serving Tray

For those who appreciate a good pun, the I Can Wine All I Want Wine I'm Retired Serving Tray is the ultimate board funny. 

Made from sturdy wood with a durable handle and a slate serving area, this tray withstands numerous gatherings. The laser-etched design will not fade, ensuring its wit remains intact.

8. Can't Touch This Charcuterie Board

When it comes to charcuterie boards, you have to get creative. Why not add a bit of spice to your next gathering with a Can't Touch This Charcuterie Board Gift?

Crafted from handmade bamboo wood, this funny charcuterie board gift is the perfect conversation starter. With its eye-catching design, this meat and cheese board will make an impression on all your guests.

9. I'll Feed All You F*ckers Cutting Board

I'll Feed All You F*ckers Cutting Board

Rounding out our list is the I'll Feed All You F*ckers Cutting Board. This serving tray boldly expresses your hospitality, making it the life of any gathering. 

Crafted to fit your shark coochie board needs, its generous size accommodates a variety of delicious bites.

10. Coordinates Cutting Board

Coordinates Cutting Board

The Coordinates Cutting Board is an ideal serving tray for travelers or those nostalgic for a particular place. You can personalize this board funny with the coordinates of a special location, etched permanently onto the wood. 

This unique, customized addition is sure to make your shark coochie board an instant conversation starter.

11. Funny Bamboo Serving Tray

This meat and cheese board is a great way to add some fun to your next party.

This funny charcuterie board features the phrase, "If You Can Read This, The Snacks Are Gone, Go Home," which will surely get a chuckle out of your guests.

This clever phrase is featured in black font with floral borders against a natural wood background.

Related: Serve in style with our Personalized Serving Trays, where functionality meets a touch of individuality for every occasion.

12. Look At My Small Coochie Board

If you are looking for a unique and funny charcuterie board to show off at your next party, the Look At My Small Coochie Cheese Board Gift will bring plenty of laughs!

This funny charcuterie board is rectangular and is perfect for serving up a variety of meat and cheese, crackers, fruits, and more.

13. Roses Are Red Charcuterie Board

If you want to add extra fun to your next charcuterie board, why not try a Roses Are Red Funny Charcuterie Board?

Featuring bright red roses, this meat and cheese board is sure to bring some humor and color to your gathering.

For a truly unique experience, pair this cheese board with appetizers like meat and cheese selection that includes rosemary, red currants, and even fresh roses!

14. Sweet Dreams Are Made of Cheese Board

Treat your friends and family to a unique and delicious charcuterie experience with the Sweet Dreams Are Made of Cheese Board Gift.

This wooden, funny charcuterie board is perfect for serving up your favorite appetizers: meats, cheeses, fruits, and crackers in a stylish and fun way.

Get ready to impress your guests with this one-of-a-kind charcuterie board!

15. Food Pun Cheese Board

When it comes to the ultimate charcuterie board, it doesn't get any better than a Food Pun Cheese Board Gift!

Get creative with your puns, and your guests will surely get a chuckle out of your clever food puns. Plus, they will love the delicious cheese selection you have to offer on holiday season.

So, grab a few appetizers like meat and cheese and impress them with your punny charcuterie board.

16. Shark Funny Charcuterie Cutting Board

This Shark Funny Charcuterie Cheese Board adds a little fun to your next charcuterie board.

Perfect for any seafood-loving friends or family members, this personalized cutting board is sure to be a hit at any gathering.

This funny charcuterie board has been crafted from natural and sustainable bamboo, which looks incredibly durable.

 17. My Coochie's Hair Funny Charcuterie Board 


This hidden pun is bound to hit a funny bone with a few of your guests! My Coochie's Hair Funny Charcuterie Board is an ideal gift for your raunchy friend with quite the sense of humor. 

18. I F*cking Hate Cooking Charcuterie Board

I F*cking Hate Cooking Charcuterie Board

Let's jump in with the I F*cking Hate Cooking Charcuterie Board. This board funny concept, carved from bamboo wood, throws a wink at your culinary frustrations. 

The size is ample for arranging an array of ingredients - fruit, fish, cheese, vegetables, meat, or bread - to form your funny cheese board. In essence, this serves as a multipurpose cutting board or a serving tray.

Related: Elevate your kitchen style and culinary flair with our Personalized Cutting Boards, where functionality meets a touch of custom elegance.

19. Snacks Are Gone Charcuterie Board

Snacks Are Gone Charcuterie Board

Next up is the Snacks Are Gone Charcuterie Board. The playful text, "If You Can Read This Snacks Are Gone Its Time To Go Home," emblazoned on this serving tray, brings laughter to your guests and keeps your shark coochie board theme rolling. 

Customize this board funny with your choice of style, size, and a personal name to truly own your funny cheese board moment.\

20. Not Just For Cocaine Charcuterie Board

Not Just For Cocaine Charcuterie Board

The Not Just For Cocaine Charcuterie Board breaks the ice at any event. This serving tray, a perfect bridal shower gift, jests at being multi-functional. 

Hailed as the board funny, it not only serves as a platform for your funny cheese board artistry but also as a conversation starter.

21. Charbooberie Board

Charbooberie Board

The Charbooberie Board is guaranteed to get a laugh with its hilarious designs of well-endowed fruits. 

This serving tray provides a perfect canvas for your funny cheese board, with cheeky depictions of your favorite cheeses with a twist.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q1: What can I add to my charcuterie board for fun?

A1: Elevate your charcuterie board with fun additions like artisanal cheeses, savory jams, honey, assorted nuts, pickles, fresh fruits, and crusty bread for a delightful mix of flavors and textures.

Q2: What are the 3 kinds of charcuterie?

A2: Charcuterie comes in three main types: fresh (sausages), cooked (terrine), and dry-cured (prosciutto). Each offers a unique taste and texture experience.

Q3: How do you make an interesting charcuterie board?

A3: Create an enticing charcuterie board by combining a variety of cured meats, cheeses, and accompaniments. Add contrasts with sweet jams, tangy pickles, crunchy nuts, and fresh fruits for a visually appealing and flavorful spread.

Q4: What is the most famous charcuterie?

A4: While it's challenging to pinpoint the most famous charcuterie, Spanish Jamón Ibérico and Italian Prosciutto di Parma stand out globally for their exceptional quality and flavor, representing the pinnacle of dry-cured ham craftsmanship.


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