Eat My Meat Charcuterie Board
$39.99
Free Personalization — Crafted by hand in Monroe, CT
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Break the ice and the cheese with a serving board that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Perfect for the host who loves a good laugh as much as a good prosciutto, this board is designed to be the center of attention at your next gathering. Whether you're stacking up artisan salamis or gourmet cheeses, this board ensures your guests leave with a full stomach and a smile.
Crafted from beautiful, durable wood with a sleek slate insert, this board combines rustic charm with a bold, cheeky statement. It’s not just a serving tray; it’s a guaranteed conversation starter that adds a quirky, memorable touch to any appetizer spread.
✅ Why You'll Love It:
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Hilarious Entertainment: The "Eat My Meat" engraving creates an instant "wow" (and a few chuckles) the moment it hits the table.
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Premium Materials: Features a high-contrast slate inlay set into a warm wood frame, providing a sophisticated backdrop for your food.
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The Ultimate Gift: An unforgettable choice for housewarmings, white elephant exchanges, or that one friend who is always the life of the party.
Crafted With Care
From design to delivery, our skilled production team at Willow & Hive works tirelessly behind the scenes to craft personalized gifts that create lasting memories.
Frequently Asked Questions
Your order is personalized and ready to ship within 2 business days. Once shipped, delivery typically takes 3–5 business days via standard shipping.
We don't send proofs, but we guarantee your engraving will look exactly as entered. Simply double-check your spelling at checkout and we'll take care of the rest.
Contact us right away, and we can update your personalization. Once production has started, we're unable to make changes, so please review carefully before adding to cart.
Standard letters, numbers, ampersands (&) and periods engrave beautifully. If you'd like to use a special character, please reach out before ordering and we'll confirm it's supported.
Unfortunately, no. We do offer a gift message if you would like to include a note. You can select a gift note at checkout!
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