That's What Cheese Said Charcuterie Board
$49.99
Free Personalization — Crafted by hand in Monroe, CT
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Elevate your hosting game and spark instant conversation with the hilarious "That's What Cheese Said" Charcuterie Board. This premium serving piece perfectly blends cheeky humor with high-end craftsmanship, featuring a sleek, laser-engraved slate inlay set within a rich Acacia wood frame. Designed for those who love to entertain with a side of wit, this board provides a sophisticated yet funny backdrop for your favorite artisanal cheeses, cured meats, and gourmet crackers.
Key Features
- Premium Mixed Materials: Crafted from a stunning combination of rustic natural slate and durable Acacia wood for a modern, elegant aesthetic.
- Funny Engraved Design: Features the witty "That's What Cheese Said" graphic, laser-etched to ensure it never fades or peels during use.
- Integrated Tool Set: Comes fully equipped with three essential stainless steel tools, a cheese serving fork and two specialty knives neatly tucked into custom-fit recessed slots.
- Functional Dual-Sided Build: Use the slate-inlay front for a professional presentation or flip it over to utilize the beautiful, solid Acacia wood back.
Product Details
- Materials: Natural Slate and Acacia Wood
- Overall Size: 13 3/4" x 9 3/4" x 1/2"
- Included Tools: 1 Cheese Serving Fork, 2 Cheese Knives
- Care Instructions: Hand wash only to preserve the wood and slate integrity; do not soak or place in the dishwasher.
Crafted With Care
From design to delivery, our skilled production team at Willow & Hive works tirelessly behind the scenes to craft personalized gifts that create lasting memories.
Colin Raymond
Co-Founder • Willow & Hive
Our Co-Founder, Colin Raymond, can help you with personalization details, gift recommendations, and any questions about your order or placing an order. Call, text, or email us today. We want every gift to arrive exactly right.
Frequently Asked Questions
Your order is personalized and ready to ship within 2 business days. Once shipped, delivery typically takes 3–5 business days via standard shipping.
We don't send proofs, but we guarantee your engraving will look exactly as entered. Simply double-check your spelling at checkout and we'll take care of the rest.
Contact us right away, and we can update your personalization. Once production has started, we're unable to make changes, so please review carefully before adding to cart.
Standard letters, numbers, ampersands (&) and periods engrave beautifully. If you'd like to use a special character, please reach out before ordering and we'll confirm it's supported.
Unfortunately, no. We do offer a gift message if you would like to include a note. You can select a gift note at checkout!
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